NOT FOR MINORS OR THOSE OF A SENSITIVE DISPOSITION
Ladies, some gents and fan-boys, your darkest, dearest wishes have been granted. Below, via tanithskye on Twitter, is Mike Patton getting his penis out onstage at the Soundwave festival in Brisbane last weekend. Enjoy or whatever.
More details and pics at Stubbadub.
Speechless.
Oh my. I picked a fine time to pop this page open full-screen here at work.
Good God, man… Why so large a photo? You’re going to get me fired!
Ha ha ! He would get arrested in the US for that! Don’t yank too hard mike!
Just play a date in NYC already.
No no no, this is not right at all! Don’t do that!
It feels dirty looking at things like this when its not porn
Question, judging by the fact there’s a big TV camera there, this concert was recorded. Any pro shot footage emerging from the Soundwave concerts in either Brissie or Syd-en-ey.
soooo… where exactly do I get tickets for that kind of show? in Argentina we just sang, I want junk too! ¬¬
This is not how it’s supposed to play out in my imagination. Yikes.
Rock out with your cock out.
This guy is in love with you. He is big time.
I’m Disappointed:)
it kind of felt like a ‘you had to be there’ moment. do we really need to share with those who weren’t?
I dreamt of this “golden moment” for years and years and all I see is a soft sweat spaghetti LOL
I have to admit I’m a little disappointed but it’s Mikey, I can forgive him. BTW, Aussie gigs are really really great, let’s wish we’ll have new gigs in Europe this summer. Froggies want to see FNM again in fucking Paris !! 
It would still be welcome…
Post festival sweat and all.
Why does it look like it tapers to a point like a sharpened pencil? Is that cause he’s pulling too hard?
He is shrinking!! :O
i1ll love to see u again!!!!
wood”pecker” from mars?
I picked the wrong week to stop dropping metric assloads of acid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt3b4N9vdTg&feature=related
Check out his bandmate on the far left grinning from ear to ear. LOL. The guy looks pretty hot and I like their music, but that ain’t nothin’ to get too excited about. Apparently, EVEN for himself!!! LMAO!!
hey man, you guys don’t know how big it gets when he’s hard! who knows? maybe it’s huge!
Well. I certainly hope he’s a grow’er, not a show’er..
but then again, he certainly is a show’er… eeekk! my eyes!
Why, why, why?…….Everything’s ruined…..
So tiny!!
Awww look at the little thing! Coochie coochie coo.
I don’t think you people know much about penises! They can grow and shrink. I’m packin’ quite a bit, so I’m told, but sometimes it shrinks down to a humorous size when flaccid.
If you’re a guy, pull yours out right now, through your fly, and look into a mirror. Pull it outward as far as you can. See? We’re all pencil dicks sometimes!
Have you seen the old interview in Rio where he talks about masturbating in front of his parents as a kid (still not sure if he was taking the piss in that one?!)? Apparently he always had his dick out. Perhaps he is just reliving he freedom of his childhood?
And as much as I love Mike and would have 10,000,000 of his babies, it is still weird to see him exposing himself like this!!
Ladies, Male Practice is correct.
Plus he’s not small, it’s just you all have very large vaginas.
Here’s another shot for the ladies.
http://stubbadub.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pattonpiss-londontomahawk01.jpg
Personally I can’t believe Patton still does shit like this on stage. I’ve seen him do this before with Bungle and FNM but he was in his early 20′s back then.
all of the fnm sets at soundwave have been broadcast live on chat roulette that’s what the camera is for, so don’t know if they kept the footage, burg melb sideshows were filmed too so who knows
I thick this is GREAT but I am Bias been a fan for a long time. I wonder what he can do with it Thanks for the pic Petro.
HAHA… The best part is the smile on the bandmate’s face!
I soooo agree with you Celele, I’m from Argentina too and he was so nice and well behaved when he played here a couple of months ago… but hell, we NEED some of this dirty Mike too! I’ll also buy tickets for that kind of show.
By the way, it’s almost certain that thing is fake, it wouldn’t be the first time that Mike pulls off a fake penis as a joke.
Oh geez…look at that oddly shaped wiener, wont you..lol that certainly was not worth the 3 minute load time on my very slow computer…lol…since his shirt is certainly long enough, he should have used an average sized strap on. It would have been less embarrassing than his malformed size C battery banana..hahahaaaaaaaaa
FAKE
You want it all but you can’t have it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAY2Vwr1Oqc
haha someone has just made a funny as fnpage on fcebook ‘faith no more made a lady gaga song bearable’
its so true!
Mike was standing right in front of me when I took this picture…I assure you it was real! And he was still singing with that mic in his mouth..the man is still a legend..I’d still have his kids lol !!
smaller, smaller and…smaller??????